I really shouldn't be posting right now, but how could I resist?

From deep in the belly of the brief, I surface to bring you this factoid: someone actually brought a products liability suit for injuries caused by a sports bra.

I was totally intrigued by this (what, did she put an eye out while running?), so I looked up the case. No, turns out she was sunbathing in 100+ degree weather while wearing a black sports bra, and she got third degree burns on the areas traditionally covered by that kind of garment. To which I say: ouch.

She didn't win, though. Which seems fair...I mean, how do you not notice that happening?

Anyway, back to the brief.