Anatomy of a Take-Out Disaster

• Pick up a cheesesteak sandwich on the way home from the Law Factory.
• While enjoying the steaky goodness, notice that it's sort of causing your nose to run.
• Crack open the helpfully included cutlery-salt-pepper-napkin package.
• With the napkin in position, take a nice deep breath preparatory to blowing.
• As you inhale, realize with mounting horror that the little pepper envelope apparently did not do its pepper-containing job.
• It is now way too late for this information to help you.
• Don't even think about using the Napkin of Evil to blot your streaming eyes.
  

I believe I sneezed out a significant portion of my frontal lobe in that little incident. Ow.




In other news, exams are kicking my ass from here to China, and they haven't even started yet. I am so fucked it's beyond belief. Life is not good right now.