Because this is a perfect time to resume blogging

Why is the Insert button even on the keyboard anymore? Who the hell uses it?? What do they use it for? And why the fuck is it right next to the Delete button, which I do use? Every other second, in fact?

And why did my apartment get attacked by ants? Tonight, of all nights, when I have an eight-page memo due tomorrow? And why can’t I for the sweet love of Pete end a sentence with anything but a question mark?