A posting drought this long can only be broken by something deeply deeply shallow

A conversation from at least three years ago, with my girl C.B.:

R: I like some ass on a guy.
C: Ok, now, do you mean "I like some ass on a guy," or do you mean "I like some ass on a guy"?

And I must admit that it was the latter. Still is, in fact. I can't help it; some boys can seriously rock a ghetto booty.