Keep your fingers away from the Cuisinart of Crazy

Ok, I haven't posted in a while, but it's not because there's nothing going on here...oh no. There is currently so much shit swirling around our tiny community that I can't even begin to keep up with it.

The good news is, it turns out that there could be another explanation for this shit that does not lie in the fact that I am a retard. And that explanation is, perhaps the other party involved is a complete raging psycho. It's not me, sir. It's you.

The bad news is, I have to lock my door at night now. We're talking batshit craziness.