I've just got to ask...

Is English the ONLY FUCKING LANGUAGE ON THE PLANET that uses the semicolon? I mean, for fuck's sake, I've dealt with Czechs writing English, and French people writing English, and NOT ONCE have I even SEEN a semicolon, let alone a properly used one. And the thing is, the semicolon is my favorite. It's so cool...why no love for the semicolon? And now it's official, the cool kids are never going to let me sit at their table...